Sakrileg
Apothecarius^Warrior
Kick A$$!!
Posts: 755
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Joke´s
Jan 6, 2006 10:53:35 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 6, 2006 10:53:35 GMT -5
trouble?? you need a girlfriend
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Joke´s
Jan 6, 2006 15:30:00 GMT -5
Post by Rahvin on Jan 6, 2006 15:30:00 GMT -5
Spammy spammy, i'm d**n tired. I'll try what words are cencored^^ just for fun=) nuts : sh!t boobs : b00bs poop : p00p crap : cr4p d**n : d4mn d**nnation : d4mnn4tion hell : he11 f**k : fuc|< thingy : dic|< girl thingy : pus5y thingy : cun7 thingy : 7wat thingy : coc|< clitoris : clit0ris bosom : b0s0m bristols : brist0ls tits : tit5 deuce : d3uc3 inferno : infern0 satan : s4t4n I'm bored?! no way! ^^ Haha Get a life ^^
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Sakrileg
Apothecarius^Warrior
Kick A$$!!
Posts: 755
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Joke´s
Jan 6, 2006 18:43:23 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 6, 2006 18:43:23 GMT -5
NICE VERY NICE signature Trouble so get up an down = yeah yeah yeah ^^
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Joke´s
Jan 6, 2006 18:50:42 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 6, 2006 18:50:42 GMT -5
trouble?? you need a girlfriend Nah, i dont want any permanent "miss trouble" yetSpammy spammy, i'm d**n tired. I'll try what words are cencored^^ just for fun=) nuts : sh!t boobs : b00bs poop : p00p crap : cr4p d**n : d4mn d**nnation : d4mnn4tion hell : he11 f**k : fuc|< thingy : dic|< girl thingy : pus5y thingy : cun7 thingy : 7wat thingy : coc|< clitoris : clit0ris bosom : b0s0m bristols : brist0ls tits : tit5 deuce : d3uc3 inferno : infern0 satan : s4t4n I'm bored?! no way! ^^ Haha Get a life ^^ Allready got one, but maybe the quality isnt very good ;D NICE VERY NICE signature Trouble so get up an down = yeah yeah yeah ^^ Hehe, i suspected that u maybe would like it^^ its cool^^
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Sakrileg
Apothecarius^Warrior
Kick A$$!!
Posts: 755
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Joke´s
Jan 7, 2006 6:29:02 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 7, 2006 6:29:02 GMT -5
oink oink *lough* ^^
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Joke´s
Jan 7, 2006 8:52:01 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 7, 2006 8:52:01 GMT -5
Hehe, that kinda pig would be cool^^ but not a big fat pig, just a small one^^
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Joke´s
Jan 7, 2006 9:26:03 GMT -5
Post by Rahvin on Jan 7, 2006 9:26:03 GMT -5
Take me then ;D
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Joke´s
Jan 8, 2006 6:36:18 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 8, 2006 6:36:18 GMT -5
Hehe! Ok, u are free to come over my place, u can find my number in telephone directory give me a call and we'll discuss more^^
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Joke´s
Jan 8, 2006 7:29:57 GMT -5
Post by Rahvin on Jan 8, 2006 7:29:57 GMT -5
Maybe I'll do that. ;D
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Joke´s
Jan 8, 2006 7:58:08 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 8, 2006 7:58:08 GMT -5
yeeeaaahh!! Paaaartyy!!! ^^
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Joke´s
Jan 8, 2006 8:02:23 GMT -5
Post by Rahvin on Jan 8, 2006 8:02:23 GMT -5
I'm eating cake atm ^^
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Sakrileg
Apothecarius^Warrior
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Joke´s
Jan 8, 2006 16:41:15 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 8, 2006 16:41:15 GMT -5
always eating cake?? junky ^^
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Joke´s
Jan 9, 2006 8:11:12 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 9, 2006 8:11:12 GMT -5
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said:
"We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
"Uh huh," agreed the old man.
"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
"Uh huh," agreed the old man.
"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
"That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
Hehee ;D
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Sakrileg
Apothecarius^Warrior
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Jan 9, 2006 15:41:38 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 9, 2006 15:41:38 GMT -5
gehehehe yeah ^^ ;D
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Jan 9, 2006 15:47:05 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 9, 2006 15:47:05 GMT -5
An elderly Frenchman who is a Catholic goes to confession and says to the Priest, "Father, I have been a very bad man. I have come to seek forgiveness for my sins." The Priest can see that the man has a great deal on his mind and says, "Tell me what it is my son. It cannot be that bad."
The man replies, "In the Second World War a young Jewish lady came to me and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I did and made a place for her in the attic."
"But my son," replied the Priest, "that is an act of great kindness for which you will be rewarded."
"Yes," said the man, "but I was lonely and in order to let her stay, I demanded sexual favors from her."
"Oh, I see," said the Priest. "But my son, times were so hard then. You sought solace in the woman you were protecting. You are forgiven."
"Thank you," said the man, "that has been a great weight off of my shoulders. While I'm here, do you think that I should tell her the war has ended?"
;D
Hahaaa!!! my name Should be: Apothecarius^Jokemaster
^^
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