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Jan 9, 2006 20:03:46 GMT -5
Post by Darkmaster.ix on Jan 9, 2006 20:03:46 GMT -5
lol =P
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Sakrileg
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Jan 10, 2006 11:07:00 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 10, 2006 11:07:00 GMT -5
A Blonde and a Brown haired girl are walking trough the forest the brown haired girl said:look there a Dead Bird!'' The Blonde looks up to the sky:,, where???'' ^^
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Jan 10, 2006 14:32:57 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 10, 2006 14:32:57 GMT -5
Haha! i didnt understand it at beginning^^ lol
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Jan 11, 2006 15:59:02 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 11, 2006 15:59:02 GMT -5
i got the most of my jokes from our nexspaper ^^
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Jan 12, 2006 14:56:53 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 12, 2006 14:56:53 GMT -5
Man cames home from work, and go to the sofa rest:
Wife: "Dear, would u go óut and cut the grass?" Man: "I am not a f**king gardener", and turns himself a otherway.
Second day man comes home again and go to the sofa:
Wife: "Dear, would u repair the flowing water pipe from the kitchen?" Man: "i am not a f**king plumber" and turns himself a otherway.
On thrird day, man comes home again, and see's a cutted grass and repaired water pipe:
Man: "Who has repaired this water pipe, and cutted the grass?" Wife: "Jack from neighbour" Man: " So, what did u give to him? coocies or girl thingy?" Wife: "I am not a f**king baker..."
Hihihihii ;D
(hmm, this sounds much better when its on own language.. so this maybe sucks^^)
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Jan 12, 2006 15:23:39 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 12, 2006 15:23:39 GMT -5
heheeh^^
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Jan 13, 2006 4:10:19 GMT -5
Post by Darkmaster.ix on Jan 13, 2006 4:10:19 GMT -5
haha nice one =P
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Jan 13, 2006 10:58:41 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 13, 2006 10:58:41 GMT -5
Thx
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Jan 14, 2006 8:12:34 GMT -5
Post by Morpheus.ix on Jan 14, 2006 8:12:34 GMT -5
lol lol
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Jan 16, 2006 14:54:10 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 16, 2006 14:54:10 GMT -5
another one??
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Jan 17, 2006 9:29:56 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 17, 2006 9:29:56 GMT -5
Hihihi ;D ----------------------------------------------------------------------- What do a Rubix cube and a thingy have in common? Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? Answer: Getting fingered by Captain Hook. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the elephant say to the naked man? Answer: "How do you breath through something so small?" -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Jan 17, 2006 10:53:48 GMT -5
Post by Morpheus.ix on Jan 17, 2006 10:53:48 GMT -5
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Jan 18, 2006 15:25:51 GMT -5
Post by Sakrileg on Jan 18, 2006 15:25:51 GMT -5
hehe
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Jan 21, 2006 17:48:29 GMT -5
Post by Trouble on Jan 21, 2006 17:48:29 GMT -5
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
;D ;D ;D
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Jan 22, 2006 9:13:02 GMT -5
Post by Darkmaster.ix on Jan 22, 2006 9:13:02 GMT -5
lol you realy gohing to be the joke master here.^^
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